PSL - a vampire & a former siren

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[Continued from here

[Of course they will cuz that's how it goes, though right now Tarr is just rolling his eyes.]

humans are confusing that's what makes them human

never believe what movies say they are always wrong

[It's a dark, windowless room, and Tarr is camped out on a futon with a small lamp that barely lights up the room on a nearby table. He's going to look up at the door opening and then snort as he puts his phone away.]

It's new that you want to know so much about it, that's all.

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[harmonises]

[That's as good as a yes. Jae is so stoked to hear that.]

That's what I thought.

[He's also trying not to make a big deal about it, because Tarr and big deals don't really go together.]

[Jae squirms again, wrinkling his nose as the knowledge. He hadn't known he was ticklish either, so it's news to him too. He'll worry about just what Tarr might do with this knowledge later, it's not an immediate concern.]

Hey! You don't know that. Maybe I'll think that it's nice! You can't decide the outcome on your own like that. [There's a head tilt then, showing that once again Jae's failed to grasp something about how humans do things.] A couple like what sense?

Breakfast isn't easy, breakfast is hard! [Jae burns things when he cooks on a regular basis.] I didn't know you could cook!

[Why hasn't Tarr saved him from himself when it comes to food before? How mean.]

Maybe they just don't want you to know that they like it? Because it'd be weird, right?

[Things Jae gets - admitting you like sexy things done between friends is awkward. Things Jae doesn't get - That some behaviors, outside of sexual ones, are limited to people in romantic relationships. Also that you can have sex outside of relationship. Okay so there's a lot Jae doesn't get, but that's a start.]

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I've seen some of the choices you've made. [Oh. Right. Jae probably didn't know the significance over the idea behind couple shirts.] It's something that people who are dating or married buy. To show the rest of the world they are together.

[That explains a lot. Here he had thought that Jae just didn't feel like cooking.] It's easy to follow the directions and watch how things heat up, really. That and have a good sense of smell.

Hardly. They are just weird that way.